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Parrot

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2006-08-08 06:44:27
Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrotwas fully grown,with a very bad attitude and worsevocabulary.Every other word was an expletive; those that werentexpletives were,to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried tochange the birds attitude by constantly saying politeWords, playing soft music... anything he could think of. Nothing worked.He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. HeShook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude.Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put theparrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing,squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly,there was absolute quiet.Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurtthe bird, and quickly opened the freezer door.The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmys extendedarm and said, "Im sorry that I offended you with mylanguage and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior".Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the birdsattitude and was about to ask what had changed him,when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the Chicken did?"

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