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Y Sardar Jee everywhere?

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Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu de pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friends name in English.
Sardar wrote: Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chadda

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I dont know who is Jayanthi.

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he
cut its one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut its second leg and told the same. Cockroach alked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didnt walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroachs four legs, it becomes deaf.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

Interviewer: just imagine you are on 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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