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Hansna Mana hai !!!

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Created: 2007-05-22 10:47:30

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One man read a board likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,"padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...."

Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.Wife : kyon ?Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai. ;-))

Two Sardars were walking together...Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....

Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing iswhat you call a modern Art?"Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"

A Sardar enters shop shouts, "Wheres my free gift with this oil?"Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "

Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently.The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta tha kya?"Sardarji replied "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think............." YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"

Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?Friend: B.A.Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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