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Bill Gate Recruits A New Chairman

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Created: 2007-12-02 01:59:12

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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.2000 people leave the room.Kantibhai says to himself, I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. Ill give it a tryBill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.2000 people leave the room.Kantibhai says to himself I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.What can happen to me? So he stays.Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.500 people leave the room.Kantibhai says to himself, I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose? So he stays in the room.Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.498 people leave the room.Kantibhai says to himself, I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.Everyone else has gone.Bill Gates joined them and said Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so Id now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says `kem chhoThe other candidate answers ek dam majama

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