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Jokes On Mr. Bean

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Created: 2007-12-02 02:16:30

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1) BRAIN TUMOR:Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think Im dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, youve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:Mr. Bean: Id like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesnt know the alphabet yet!!4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE: Friend: What are you looking at?Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!5) Marriage:Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?Mr. Bean: 16Friend: Why?Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought its a horror film. I didnt see any picture.Friend: What tape did you took anyway?Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.7) Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Moms dead.Friend: condolence, my friend.(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louderFriend: what now?Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:Colleague: Sorry Im late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.Mr. Bean: That?s alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.9) Spelling lesson:Mr. Beans Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

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