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Bhola was busy in removing a wheel from auto,Ramu asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Bhola: Cant u read Parking for two wheelers only
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Bhola apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Bhola: Im falling in love.
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Bhola was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He gotirritated...drank poison & said,Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Napoleon: There is no such word as Impossible in my dictionary.Bhola: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!
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Ramu: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?Bhola: tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahiho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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Ramu: tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
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Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?Munda: HaanSharaab?HaanDrugs?HaanJua?HaanSab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?Munda: Haanji, HIV+
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Sachin?s Daughter: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?Sachin?s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha.Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya,Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley.
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungiMaan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungiMaan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!

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