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How to kill a lion

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Created: 2007-12-11 23:17:25

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Newtons Method:Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion
Einstein Method:Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Pakistani Police Method:Catch any animal and interrogate it and torture it to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...
Shahbaz Sharifs Method :Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Meeras Method :Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.
Police Muqabla Method:Send Police around 2AM and kill it, while its sleeping!
Star Plus Method:Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You dont understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Yash Chopra (Indian Film Directors) method: Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda method:Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method:Save ! the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George Bush Juniors method:Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him!!!

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