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bihari professor

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2007-12-17 23:49:18
# Inside the Class :----------------* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )* Both of u three, get out of the class.* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today ...* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....* Take 5 cm wire of any length....# About his family :----------------* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)# At the ground :-------------* All of you, stand in a straight circle.* There is no wind in the balloon.# To a boy, angrily :-----------------* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?# Giving a punishment :-------------------* You, rotate the ground four times...* You, go and under-stand the tree...* You three of you, stand together separately.* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)# Sir at his best :---------------Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
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