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Software Husband Engineer

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2008-04-29 17:19:06
Software Engineer Husband



Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.
Latest Message: 0 minutes ago
  • arsal_xpois : lolZ
  • arsal_xpois : Eid Wale din hi paper ho njAe
  • arsal_xpois : kuch pata nahi he
  • arsal_xpois : :(
  • arsal_xpois : hm
  • djsayz : hmmm Arsal hain yaar per after eid hai na
  • arsal_xpois : dahi lene gia thA
  • shazzy : paper hai na apke tyaari kare
  • arsal_xpois : ha agiA
  • nuzera : ok djjjjj

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