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Gabbar ke Raaj Me IT....
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collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur!
Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana band kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
power builder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay ( Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says:
"Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai....
ye log Programming karenge?
In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: " Chup-chaap chala ja kutte.
Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
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AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne viruses thhye?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus .
Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch key aaye ho?
Sardar bahoot khush hoga?
Incentive dega ,Salary badayega?
Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi.
(gabbar shouts )
"Sambaa laptop la re".
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen.
Bahoot naainsaafi hai.
[logout - logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab testing kar Haaaaaaaa"
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