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Why can't Pathan dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone

Aik Pathan:Station janey k kitney lo gay

Ricksha wala: 50 rupy

Pathan: 20 rupy lay lo

Ricksha wala:20 rupy main kon ley kar jaye ga

Pathan :Tum peechay betho hum ley kar jaye ga

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

1 night bijli chali gae

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day. BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat

pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

What will a Pathan do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

A pathan in Karachi Went to Bank for opening an account..
He took one form and went to Islamabad...
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Do you know why???
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Because on the Form it Reads...
write in CAPITAL

Ek pathan Baap ki death par bohat roya phr uski sis ka phone aya...
phone sun k aur zada ronay laga...

logon ne kaha Q ro rhe ho??

Pathan: Hamari Behan k Abbu ka b intaqaal hogya...

PATHAN: jub hum chota tha tub hum Minar-e-pakistan se gir gaya tha.

DOSRA PATHAN: tum mar gaya tha ya bach gaya tha.

PATHAN: hum ko yad nai hum chota tha..

Pehla Pathan: Main ne apni biwi ko pehle MATRIC karwaya phir INTER karwaya phir B.Sc karwaya.

Dosra Pathan: Ab acha sa ladka dhoond kar us ki shaadi bhi karwade.

Pathan Yar and Sattar are in a railway station.
Yar asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Airport?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Sattar.

Why did 18 Pathans go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed

1 Pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pocha, buzurg ne Pathan k 2 thappar laga diye.

1 Aadmi ne Pathan se pocha: tumne kya bola jo unhon ne tumhain mara?

Pathan: Maine sirf ye pocha tha ka 14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi.

Ekk Pattan ne kisi ko PHONE kiya.
Wahan se jawab aaya.
"The No. U 've Dialed z not responding at da moment"
Pthan: Baji Oss ko yaad se bole dena K "Gul Khan ka Fone aaya tha"

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byalirizvi, June 2, 2008

What is this?

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i think they all r jokes....

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